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How to do a year worth of preparation in the 15 minutes before your dentist appointment

(Shutterstock / Lemusique)It always the same. You leave your canada goose coats dentist appointment feeling fresh, feeling clean, and vowing that you going to do buy canada goose jacket cheap everything in your power to maintain that feeling of healthy teeth the whole year through, until your next canada goose black friday sale appointment.

Cut to: roughly one year later. You realize your next dentist appointment is today, and you gradually slacked off on the whole “taking buy canada goose jacket diligent care of your teeth” thing.

MINUTE 1: Your dentist office is about five minutes away. Better start walking, and better stop eating.

MINUTE 2:Okay, give it another minute. You can eat while you walk.

MINUTE 3:Pop into Shoppers Drug Mart and buy a brand canada goose coats on sale new toothbrush, dental floss, and a tube of toothpaste. I know, you already have all of those, but that toothbrush is worn down to nothing, you can canada goose uk shop find the uk canada goose outlet end of the floss, canada goose store and cheap Canada Goose the toothpaste well, you find out in a Canada Goose Outlet minute.

MINUTE 4: This minute will be spent waiting uk canada goose for a cashier cheap canadagooseoutlet4online canada goose uk to come by, because it is an established fact that Shoppers Drug Mart has no employees.

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MINUTE 11: Head to the bathroom of the dentist canada goose office. Take your brand new toothbrush out of its package, and do the same with the toothpaste. Empty the entire tube of toothpaste onto the toothbrush.

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